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primary disclaimer: I don't want anyone to think for any I'm making fun of rape It's heinous and terrible and absolutely not funny.

I was trying more to play on A. the concept of an aggressor having the tables turned on him in an outrageous way and B. a person who's kind of a monster but doesn't realize it, she just wants to be loved but goes about it in the worst possible way then wonders what she did wrong.

I really don't want to disrespect anybodies pain. I hope I didn't fail.

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The Moscow winter's getting colder
and the nights are growing long
dreaming of being in the arms of a lover
as I am closing up my lonely hair salon

Somebody's bursting through the doorway
a pistol shaking in a hand
demands to open my cash register drawer up
the heaving body of a wild eyed desperate man

and so I

Chorus

Knock him to the floor and tie him
tight with my hairdrier cord
I tell him sit up straight and take his medicine
I make him take it
break him,
I take him then I thank him
and make sure he will never pull a stunt like this again

Verse 2

I say "It's time you should be punished
you can scream until your face turns blue
to come in here and rob my place of employment,
I think it's better if I take something from you"

1000 roubles for his troubles
our escapades would las three nights
go on and struggle my sweet little Zaychik
Olga likes it better when a man puts up a fight

Chorus

Bridge
I tell him
Olga will never let you leave
she'll buy you brand new jeans
she'll hold your head and tell you every
thing will be alright
she'll keep you warm at night
now do what Olga
says if you value your sorry life

Chorus

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from This CD is For Kevin, released February 22, 2014

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A goof making music under the name of a fictional semi-immortal self-proclaimed pirate who will possibly never get a concept album written about him.

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