MY DICK IS FRIKKIN HUGE SON!

by Admiral Joseph Cappuccino

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Here's where I have the inclination to leave a semi-pretentious, long-winded explanation of the themes of sociocultural understanding and humor in a song it took, like, ten minutes to write filled with dick jokes.

Please.

lyrics

(caps lock is of the utmost importance in this song)
HAVE U SEEN MY TRUCK??
36 inch tires
lifted up higher
I got wiener like Oscar Mayer

Truck balls on the back
hot chicks on my mud flaps
No Fear decal,
HOW U LIEK THAT??

Spray on some axe and scope the club out for chixxes
when they see me they blow kisses
'cause they know my truck's the sickness.

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

chromed out wheels
turbo diesel
tires out peel
make a chick squeal

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

ridin' heavy
off-road ready
but no dirt gets on my Chevy

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?
303 blastin'
Blunt passin'
Pure Mackin'
Everlastin'

Haters talkin' smack
in the McDonald's kitchen
"Why you need all that truck?"
To fit all my dick in!

Neon shocks make my ride pop and lock
Imma doctor your muffin,
true-to-life truckin
watch my door unlock with the push of a button
Got that from my cousin, real street stuntin

GURL stop frontin' you know you want my nut sack
ain't you seen this back bed? Ain't you seen this BIKE RACK?
and on the interior I got a SPICE RACK
Here, I cooked this burger on my engine GO HEAD, BITE THAT!

Light's so bright that they blind a nig! (blindin' shit!)
Horn goes HONK; belt goes CLICK
Ladies go "YO THAT RIDE IS SICK"!
just wait 'til you see my dick.

Hey trick

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

chromed out wheels
turbo diesel
tires out peel
make a chick squeal

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

ridin' heavy
off-road ready
but no dirt gets on my Chevy

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?
Limp Bizkit blastin'
Blunt passin'
Pure Mackin'
Everlastin'

Haters talkin' smack
in the McDonald's kitchen
"Why you need all that truck?"
To fit all my dick in!

Three-and-a-half inces of pounding force
makes the angels sing
shines with the purest of light
my rod of pleasure astounds without measure
whether or not you're ready you need some luck
it's the bomb
says so on my truck

Pull to chronic tacos GET MY SNACK ON
Choked out a couple haters cause they act wrong
Talk to my bro 'bout how we love that Nickelback song
gives me the hook up about a kick-back and I'm GONE. . . .

pull up to the party
rockin Ed Hardy
chick playin hard to get
actin like a smarty
then we take a couple of shots of that Bacardi
gettin kind of flirty
gettin kind of naughty
head to the back room for a bit
go to the leather couch and sit
She takes a real good look at my dick and she leaves. . .
'Cuz she couldn't handle it.

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

chromed out wheels
turbo diesel
tires out peel
make a chick squeal

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?

ridin' heavy
off-road ready
but no dirt gets on my Chevy

HOW U LIEK MY TRUCK?
Jack Johnson blastin'
Blunt passin'
Pure Mackin'
Everlastin'

Haters talkin' smack
in the McDonald's kitchen
"Why you need all that truck?"
To fit all my dick in!

credits

released February 6, 2013

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Admiral Joseph Cappuccino Lancaster, California

A goof making music under the name of a fictional semi-immortal self-proclaimed pirate who will possibly never get a concept album written about him.

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