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My Baby Has a Mustache

from This CD is For Kevin by marlon.

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A song about true love
(and sort of rule 34)

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Verse 1:

I've got a girl, got a girl so beautiful
How'd I ever get a catch like that, who'll know
She shouts novels but speaks in brevities
She's like a porn star from the seventies​
she hates beer 'cause she just drinks scotch
when she's near me time just stops
the passers by gotta look and watch
they want a piece of what we've got
if you're trying hard to make love grow
you might find, it's waiting right under your nose

Chorus:

Oh, my baby has a mustache
she's lovely in her way
I tremble when her kisses brush my face
I need her lovin every day
my baby has a mustache
I don't care what you say
I hope she'll never ever shave

Verse 2:​

​She's so proper, distinguished
she's got this Groucho Marx thing so cute if you've seen it
How to describe her, that's simple
she's like Audrey Hepburn meets Burt Reynolds
she's the sweetest thing since ice met cream
​since night met dreams
and all other nice things
the angels sing when they hear her name,
her eyes are lightning, her smile has bangs

Chorus:​

Oh, my baby has a mustache
she's lovely in her way
I tremble when her kisses brush my face
I need her lovin every day
my baby has a mustache
I don't care what you say

Bridge:

Razors make me hurl
and wax is only to curl
she's the most beautiful girl in the world

Verse 3:​

she's like a cat with the whiskers to match
she's got soul but she don't have a soul patch X4
I thank God for giving her the gift of a little caterpillar on the top of her lip

Chorus:​

Oh, my baby has a mustache
she's lovely in her way
I tremble when her kisses brush my face
I need her lovin every day
my baby has a mustache
I don't care what you say
I hope she never ever shaves.

Maybe one day we'll start a circus baby, I've got the clown feet, you'll be my bearded lady

​Oh, my baby has a mustache.

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from This CD is For Kevin, released February 22, 2014

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A goof making music under the name of a fictional semi-immortal self-proclaimed pirate who will possibly never get a concept album written about him.

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