Now first you get yourself a nice ceramic plate
hold it in your hand and kinda feel the weight
then you haul right off and chuck it into space
and that's how to build a flying saucer

next you go and get a bunch of Christmas lights
wrap em round yourself and tie em up real tight
then try to eat a quarter stick of dynamite
and that's how to build a flying saucer

Oh woe is me
Oh me oh my
if you've seen what I've seen
flying in the sky
you might think it's over
and you're gonna die
but not if you have a flying saucer
Just do what I say
and not what I do
and I promise you space will be good to you
and right down the road
when the day is through
we'll both have a sweet flying saucer

Next thing you do is grab a bunch of metal things
melt 'em all together in the shape of rings
ad a bunch of jet engine propellerings
and that's how you build a flying saucer

Next thing coming up right here's the tricky part
grab yourself a goat, cut out it's little heart
make a blood red circle and turn on the dark
and that's how to build a flying saucer

Oh woe is me
Oh me oh my
if you've seen what I've seen
lighting up the sky
you might think it's over
and you're gonna die
but to you I am making this offer
Just do what I say
and not what I do
and I promise you space will be good to you
and right down the road
when the day is through
we'll both have a sweet flying saucer

Our work is done as the sun goes down
Ah, we'll be in the history books now
The next thing you do, is press this button, child

Oh happy day
Oh me oh my
you just fell for my plan
I'm such a clever guy
You fools screwed the pooch now you're all gonna die
at the hands of my new flying saucer
My death ray is armed
and your sobs are like beautiful
songs from the lark at the crack of dawn
now goodbye cruel world you all soon will be gone
as I'm off in my sweet flying saucer

Flying saucer

Oh woe is me
Oh me oh my
if you've seen what I've seen
lighting up the sky
you might think it's over
and you're gonna die
but to you I am making this offer
Just do what I'm saying
and not what I do
and I promise you I'll be so good to you
and right down the road
when the day is through
we'll both have a sweet flying saucer

Flying Saucer