I love people more than cakes and pies and lemon squares
I love people more than bluegrass bands and teddybears
I love all people for being people and that's a fact
but I love Kevin Chenoweth more than that

If Kevin was a flower I would water him all day
I would kill a bear for Kevin and I know it's a cliche
but I owned the planet I would only give the world away to my friend Kevbo
if kevin were words, I'd always know what to say


It's his birthday
so bring out the cakes and candles

It's his birthday
we'll buy more drinks than he can hadle
everybody have a toast to celibrate his birth
cause he's the greatest ever living breathing person
on the earth


If Kevin was a violin I would learn how to play
If Kevin was in prison I would push the warden out my way
to be with Kevin all my life and in jail I would stay locked up with Kevin
and even if we never got out, I'd be okay


If Kev's niggas were in paris I'd be right there going cray
If Kevinwas a blood then I'd throw all by blues away
if Kevin was a grapefruit I'd put it in the microwave AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO IT
in candle light while singing marvin gaye

I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Let's celebrate his birthday
bring out the cakes and candles

It's Kev's birthday
buy more drinks than he can hadle
everybody have a toast to celibrate his birth
cause he's the greatest ever living frikkin person
on the earth